After the dismissal of my previous personal assistant, Mr. UK English, because he did not reciprocate my feelings, I hired Mr. France. It's a good thing I understand French, and boy oh boy, was Mr. France sexy; his voice alone is enough to make my ears shiver with delight!
Things got off to a good start...
[He called me adorable! That's the gist of it.]
Read on to find out how our story ends...

